because i love you, this will be valentine's post #1 (by mason)

lonely? no one to cuddle up with this 14th of february? perhaps you've considered a mail-order bride? offing yourself? some mix of both...

well, don't give up! tomorrow's going to be an awesome day where people pretend to be nice to you and give you candy. keep that chin up! you're going to have the chorus to this song in your brain to make you smile. and if all else fails, let cassetteboy give you advice on choosing your company wisely.