Thursday, August 24, 2006

Hi Mason! pchops post should appear thusly:

Title: Hi Mason! pchops post should appear thusly:



First, I'd like to apologize for my recent absence. I've been
extremely busy being unemployed and coping with weak wireless signals.
Second, I'd like to thank the good Mason Butler aka
porkchopsandapplesauce for taking the time to post this entry by way
of his crappy dial-up connection. Thanks Mason! I hope you find the
topless Ike photo and accompanying tune worth the upload time.

Here we have the Reiko Ike, one of the fiercest and foxiest Japanese
sexploitation stars of the 70s. She began young, in her late teens,
but Iko-mania spread like wildfire and lasted decades longer than her
short lived film career. In the films I've seen of hers, she has
taken a lit cigarette to the nipple withouth shedding a tear, been the
victor in many a cat fight, crushed the hearts of countless men, and
destroyed notorious yakuza with a single hip shake. Well, OK, the hip
shake was a decoy, it was typically the grenade she tossed or the uzi
she fired that caused most of the destruction but you get the point.
Oh, and she was also a well-respected chanteuse. Ha! Just kidding.
She did put out a few records, and on her Reiko Ike Sings! recording
most of the tracks invlove her speaking in a sultry voice or moaning
and wimpering while loungy music plays in the background. When she
does attempt to sing it sounds like this:

editor's note: Renee sent me the track via Rapidshare. Rapidshare is not letting me get the apparently 26mb track. I'm going to post the link to it here and hopefully you'll have better luck than I - mason

Reiko Ike - Henshin

I know she hates this but this is how we have to do it because Portland sucks for being on the internet.

Heh, groovy, is it not!? Geez, then just watch her movies instead.

3 Comments:

At 12:22 AM, Renee said...

Hi Mason. Thanks for posting this. Can you please delete it now? That rapishare link is janked up. Not your fault! It has something to do with my file.

 
At 9:28 PM, Renee said...

OK! Nevermind. Our lj feed was spazzing.

 
At 5:53 PM, porkchopsandapplesauce said...

Yeah, the feed decided to spit up a few old posts but stripped the links to files. It's probably okay now.

 

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