Ukulele magic.

This is George Formby star of stage and screen. He played the banjolele [I want one!] and the ukulele. He was sort of similar to Cliff Edwards aka "Ukulele Ike" only British and with bigger teeth. Much bigger teeth. I think he looks like a young George Burns but again with much worse teeth. This song is chock-full of euphemisms and innuendo, and at one point was banned, from what? radio? being publicly performed? I don't know. All I know is it makes me happy and want to do a little dance.

George Formby - With My Little Ukulele in My Hands